Solana · pump.fun · ticker $ETA
Every project in this market is arriving soon. This one put that on the board and stopped pretending there was a second step.
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Departures
This is the roadmap. It is presented in the only format that has ever been honest about a delay.
ET 006 has been boarding since launch. The gate has not opened.
Gate enquiry
Press the button. The desk will look it up properly.
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Service record
Published in full, which is more than most carriers manage.
Information desk
Soon. That is the answer the board gives, it is the answer every other project gives, and here at least it is printed on the departure display instead of buried in a thread.
It has said BOARDING since launch. Nobody has been called forward. We have stopped asking the desk because the desk is us.
Because a departure board is the only public document in the world that tells you something is late without spinning it. Crypto roadmaps say "Q3 — ecosystem expansion". Boards say DELAYED.
There is none. ET 001 is the utility and it is delayed, which is the joke, and it will stay delayed, which is the rest of the joke.
Probably not. That is a real answer, not part of the board. Meme coins usually go to zero and this one is a running gag about never arriving.
There will be several more final calls. There is always another final call. That is what a final call is.
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